Question: Define the 10 most common characteristics of an Islamic Utopia.
1) Coming out of a mosque after a local prayer, and your shoes are still there.
2) Sign on Heaven’s door says “Suicide Bombers, no longer hiring!".
3) Due to lack of suicide bombers, heaven faces a dark-haired-virgin overstock.
4) In modeling shows and fashion walk-downs, viewers are handed a description of what the model would look like as she walks behind the curtain in coquetry.
5) “Survival”, the reality show, will feature some of the strongest men ever resisting masturbation as topless women perform sexual maneuvers on them. Obviously nobody looses.
6) Based on the above true story, a bestseller comes out the following month with the title “Around the Penis in 80 Days!”
7) The most favorite cuss word of all time will be “Abtar”, as in “Hey, you fucking Abtar!”
8) Osama Bin Laden is found hiding in a cave. Authorities report that he had used a spider-web spun over the cave entrance to fool the cops.
9) Shortly after the Utopia, heavenly email is sent to Satan. Subject reads “Told you so…Told you so!”
10) The 12th Imam submits a complaint, saying “What the hell am I supposed to do now ?!”
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