Etymology
Farsi:
حیاط خلوت
English:
The yard that sought solitude.
Think Before You Open Your Mouth
Why is it that in every dumbass romantic Iranian movie, the chick always goes:
- I don't know why I am telling you this!
Breach
- Robert Hanssen is in prison for life. He has 23 hours of solitary confinement every day.
- What does he do in his last hour ?
- They let him out to talk to the serial killer next door.
Did I Leave You Out ?
Don't for one second think that I don't think about you.
...but one middle finger at a time.
Doggy
- No. It's called doggy.
- How come it's not snakey or giraffey ?
- Who are you ? Animals Lovers Foundation ?
Definition
You see, there is nothing that could take me away from my family except maybe a hot smoking wife, a great job and a few more things.
With God
Last night, I prayed that things would come in my way and today my girlfriend left me.
So please, next time be a bit more specific with God.
Resume
Summary:
Software Engineer
Languages:
C++, English