You know, since I was a kid I always wanted my own brand-named cookies.
Call it: "Misagh's donuts; so sweet diarrhea is guaranteed on the spot."...On second thought, I don't think it would sell a lot.
mEsLe AdAm typE kOn bAchE jOOn
vAllA mAn nAfAhmidAm inA kE intOry typE mikOnAn sAdism dArAn yA mAsOchiSm.
Russia Forever
He told the prostitute: “I could bring you to USA, marry you and give you a green card, lots of jewelry, all my money so you could spend it all and cheat on me with some other guy and then divorce me to gain everything I have ever owned.”
…and the prostitute said: “No thanks. I like Russia. Russia forever.”
Can you resist that, you nationalist pricks ?
The Automated Revelation System
(walks in the cave, all meditated and in peace…)
- If you would like to read, press 1.
- If you would like to read again, press 2.
- If you still cant read, please stay on the line.
Captain Black
No honey. For the 1000th time, "Captain Black" is not an Afro-American sailor.
Blow Me Up, Taco
A fundamentalist Moslem friend married a Mexican girl almost 1 year and a half ago. I am thinking their baby should like to blow up the lawnmower any second now.
Quran Gone Digital
- We need a digital version of Quran.
- Fine, but how would we estekhare ?
- Simple. We will just put it on shuffle.
Note: A complication of my Yahoo! 360 writings in English