Dearest friends,

I would like to thank you all for kissing my ass during this time. Obviously, if it were not for you I would be re-arranging my genitalia right now and would not have made it here so far. Your successful trials for making this journey inevitably narcissistic are quite appreciated.

Furthermore, as you all know sometime long ago yesterday around the same time past year or other, I deeply suffered from short-term memory loss and ADD. Now thanks to green tea, my girlfriend’s leather whip and your thoughtful thoughts, I have managed to overcome this disease and actually...oh, look at the kitty.

Alas, I should bid you all farewell. I had a blast…last night and I got so drunk you would not believe. (…burps…) Now I am off to suck Kofi Anan’s dick, battle worldwide AIDS and fight korrekt geramer, all for peaceful purposes and betterment of Africa, which is quite a large country.

Thank you all and good night.

Written by Q.Z @ 8:45 AM

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