Wait. So you are from Azerbaijan ? REALLY ?!
So you are saying, you have the somewhat Turkish accent, Prussian soft skin, Ghazzagh dancing skills and the Persian talent to spend money ?!
- I would really like to meet new people...
- "...unless of course you are dumb, ugly with a small penis and without a BMW to carry my purse because if so, I couldn't care less about you and I would be really into my career right now!" ?
- Yes. That kind of "new people".
I have never had the kicks for genetics. What is exactly is the value of Persian blood ?!
Today I saw an old college buddy working at a gas station. I had no idea he was studying shelf management!.
Math & science ? And you're a girl ? Have you applied to the New York Art Museum ? I mean you're something to be on the shelf!
- Why all the hot chicks in Sweden are lesbians ?
- Because Sweden is very cold. Making out generates bodily heat. Saves money on the electricity bill too!
- You know what, I was just waiting for tomorrow.
- So, did tomorrow come or was he Persian and always late ?!
- What are the characteristics of Persian girls ?
- They all try to figure out what the characteristics of Persian guys are.
- If you're hurt, stop right there. If you have fake boobs, stop right there. If you...
- What are you ? a highway patrol officer ?!