The highest courts of seven states, including Connecticut and Kansas, have ruled that a woman during sex may withdraw her consent at any time, and if the man doesn't stop, he is committing rape. Illinois has become the first state to pass legislation giving a woman that right to change her mind. But in Maryland, when a woman says yes, she can't take it back once sex has begun or at least, she can't call the act rape.

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Now picture this Illinois. You're having sex and 10 minutes into it, your partner goes:

- Excuse me. Honey, I'd like to return your penis.
- WHAT ?! MAGE KHOL SHODY ZAN ?!
- Yeah, I don't know. It just…doesn't go with the wallpaper. It's all too…mmmm…contemporary!

Your face would be priceless.

Connecticut, please. Make up your mind. Nobody has a magic vagina. Having sex is not Christmas shopping and a penis is not a Wal-Mart store. It doesn't have a return policy!

Kansas, please. Have you calculated the negative consequences this might have on erectile dysfunction ?! After hours and hours of psychiatric and pharmaceutical help, when the poor guy is just about ready to pitch a tent, you change your mind. VOJDAN NADARY ?!

Thanks, Maryland. Good to know there's someone who respects the feelings of a penis!.