- You think it’s true love ?
- Are you for real ?
- What ?!
- Your village called. They’re missing their idiot!
- Oh shut up. You’re always talking about how people are supposed to find their “one and only”.
- I feel like you don’t know me at all. I said that ? when-the-fuck-ever ?!
- Just the other day at dinner. You said at last I’ll find somebody who’ll respect me for who I am.
- Honey. I said “somebody”. There’s a million of them. Plus, what’s with the “one and only” ? What, you have developed a kinky fantasy for prime numbers now ?!
- Why ?
- I feel like I am talking to Neo in Matrix Reloaded!. Sorry, this ain’t no blue pill. This is madness.
- So you would marry a girl just for looks ?
- Listen. You wanna marry Frankenstein ?! by all means, be my guest. I’m just worried about your fucking kids is all. I already got my own nightmares, thank you very much!.
- You…are…so…mean.
- Would you have liked it if I had lied ?
- OK. Explain this then. His face is all crummy and pasty. What the heck happens to his belly ?
- Well, You know when you get a dent on your car and at the shop you’re told that they’d have to repair and fix around the paint to make it blend with the rest ?
- Yeah.
- That’s what happened to him.