My favorite superhero ? RunAwayFromDangerMan.
Just a few week ago, a female suicide bomber blew up almost 40 people. I kept thinking if we all get the virgins, what should she get ? a good hair day ?!
Apparently, the world has come to an end. It's the end of time where people now have to blow themselves up just to see a virgin...and hey, maybe they’re right. It may be the only way to see one. Who knows!
No, I mean I have seen personal ads where people put pictures of Christmas trees on their profile. It's like "honey, I don't plan to fuck the tree. Where is YOUR picture ?!"
You know those scary sci-fi movies where aliens come to earth from outer space to find a human to feed on ? How come it always has to be a virgin ? Can we do away with the hymen already ?!
Honey, guys are incapable of taking hints during sex. If you want to switch to doggy, all you have to do is ask...and stop licking my fucking face!.
Isn't it funny that those women who say "I'm just being myself" have at least had one kind of plastic surgery ? “I’m me” or “I’m trying too fucking hard to become me” ?!
Oh...the sob stories of all desperate women and the never-ending tale of the never-existed-yet-unfaithful boyfriend...the world is, but a giant vagina.
Just a few week ago, a female suicide bomber blew up almost 40 people. I kept thinking if we all get the virgins, what should she get ? a good hair day ?!
Apparently, the world has come to an end. It's the end of time where people now have to blow themselves up just to see a virgin...and hey, maybe they’re right. It may be the only way to see one. Who knows!
No, I mean I have seen personal ads where people put pictures of Christmas trees on their profile. It's like "honey, I don't plan to fuck the tree. Where is YOUR picture ?!"
You know those scary sci-fi movies where aliens come to earth from outer space to find a human to feed on ? How come it always has to be a virgin ? Can we do away with the hymen already ?!
Honey, guys are incapable of taking hints during sex. If you want to switch to doggy, all you have to do is ask...and stop licking my fucking face!.
Isn't it funny that those women who say "I'm just being myself" have at least had one kind of plastic surgery ? “I’m me” or “I’m trying too fucking hard to become me” ?!
Oh...the sob stories of all desperate women and the never-ending tale of the never-existed-yet-unfaithful boyfriend...the world is, but a giant vagina.