Iran's state broadcaster has launched a 24-hour English-language news channel, called Press TV.

Assignment:
Describe, in a few words, what the broadcast would be like.

Scenario 1:
aay vanted too tak abot som ov de estaff we hav going aan in de kantery. no no, beleeeve meee, eet eez akhe very eemportante!

Scenario 2:
- Now, we turn to Alireza Gholamhosseinpoor Armaghani(!) for sports. Ali ?
- Thank you. As of latest news, Ali Karimi has managed to grow his chin about 2 inches even longer. Back to you.
- Merci Ali joon. We've just received an update that still, it's up yours USA. Thanks for watching.