- Hey, check out this email. It says “Click here to learn how to get the big dick you always wanted!”.
- Do I have to know about this shit ?!
- I am just thinking, how does this guy know so much about me ?!
- Khoda margam bede!
- No, look. Every time you swipe your credit card at the store, that’s information right there. They track what you like, which items you buy most and based on your preferences you get coupons and sales ads in the mail. You knew that, right ?
- So what’s you point ?
- Point is, I just wanna know when did I let the world know about my wish for a big dick that now I am being notified about my options ?!
- LOL…You know, you don’t have to be so pornographic all the time!
- See, that’s an irony because even if I wanted to, I couldn’t watch porn.
- Really ?
- Yeah.
- Why ?
- Well, let’s just say I find it very confusing.
- Explain.
- OK well, I am one of those people with the obsession that can’t let anything go unfinished. In porn, after 15 minutes you’re all happily about to turn it off (!) but I am still sitting there going “No wait! I wanna see what happens at the end!”
- LOL. Baba, same thing that always happens!
- I know! But I can’t let it go.
- That it ?
- Well, see…most porn stars are atheists. “My body isn’t a temple” bullshit right ? but come orgasm time, everyone’s screaming “OH GOD! OH MY GOD!” What a bunch of fucking liars!
- LOL.
- Right ? I mean how hypocritical can you be ? if she truly was an atheist, that would have been “OH MY VOID!” or like “OH MY NOTHING-NESS…OH ALL THIS SHIT THAT I DON’T CARE ABOUT!”.
- You’re nuts!
- But that’s what I mean. All these little things add up. The worst is lesbian porn…
- Oh you couldn’t possibly complain about the lesbians.
- But I can! I mean, you watch these scenes with the two beautiful sweet things swanking it away and yet licking a plastic object! Why ? If you're a lesbian, then why the plastic thing ? if you’re not a lesbian, then I repeat: why the plastic thing ?!