Suppose Erfan keeps fucking all these women until one day, he dies in a major though tragic car accident while trying to help an old blind disabled overweight deaf woman(!) cross a street.

He turns up at the Heaven's Gate.

God - Erfan, your case is a serious fucker. You’ve screwed every female that’s crossed your path on the planet. You’ve been licentious, wanton and promiscuous. The worst part is, you read Kafka!.

Erfan - God ? please. I must have done some good now. What about the time when I had Soghra screaming in multiple orgasms ?! I mean, come on dude. If it wasn’t for me, that bitch woulda never had that in her life.

God – Well, it just so happens that your death involves a sacrifice for the elderly. Something I keep bringing up in my books and lucky for you, that incident clears up all your wrong.

Erfan – So does this mean I go to heaven now ?

God – Yes, son. That’s correct.

Erfan – Awesome. So, when do I get my own 71 virgins ?!