Ah, you know I am just amazed at how these guys still think they can win the Iraq war. It will just go further down history as yet another tragic mistake. You know, if you ever get a chance to go to the beach in Santa Monica, you’ll see what I am talking about. They have, oh I don’t know, more than 100 crosses stuck up in sand each to represent an American soldier killed in Iraq. Isn’t that weird ? I didn’t know! I was coming back from the ocean and I felt like I was stepping on people’s graves. “A cemetery on the beach ? what the hell ?!” and then I saw the signs.

Why would they do this ? how can you have fun like that ?
- Oh look kids. Here’s the ocean, but first, remember how Uncle died in Iraq ?!