I noticed CNN’s Larry King last night had a guest on his show, eyewitness to a UFO. It got me thinking; why is it that we always assume the so-called unknown interplanetary creatures/monsters are better, faster and smarter than us ? Yes, they may have some super sophisticated technology that allows them to monitor our every move, come and go as they please...but again, is it not possible that the only reason we can't locate them or they don’t show up is simply because they're too damn lazy to get off the couch ?

Of course it is. They could be far dumber than us, yet happily living in peace on an unknown planet where they can mix orange juice and cereal and eat potatoes raw and no one would care.

What’s interesting is that almost near end of that commercial, the camera turned towards CNN political correspondent: Jessica Yelling. Do you believe that ?! Can you imagine if she was lost and someone was looking for her ?

- Hey, hey…girl, are you yelling ?
- No, I am quite calm actually!

I think her parents sat down and thought “Well, what should we name our kid so she doesn’t get the shit kicked outta her in school ? yes ? what ? right, of course. Yelling!”