- My right hand hurts so much...
- Oh really ?
- Yeah. First it was just a bit hurting, then slowly it started to turn black.
- OMG.
- I went to the Dr and he said they might have to chop it off.
- OMFG! Are you OK ?!
- Do I sound like I am OK ?! I am almost about to lose my fucking hand! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT ?
- OMG...do you want me to call you now ?
- I cant hold the phone right now. I have NO hand, don't you understand ?
- I am so sorry, you'll get through this. So, but how are you typing this stuff ?
- Well...umm...I bought a computer program that allows me to type what I say. That's how I can type this fast...
- Aaakheeeey...