- Dude, Devil sure loves threesomes.
- Who doesn’t ?!
- …and why would anyone be afraid of having sex with him ?! He’s the fucking Devil for God’s sakes. Chicks would bang him just so they could brag about it later!
- Yeah, like they’d wake up the next morning and call their girlfriends and be like “Guess what, bitch ?”
- ...and she be like “OMG, you finally slept with Johnny Depp ?!”
- Johnny Who ? Nigga, I banged the hell out of the fucking DEVIL. Devilicious! Did you know he owns the key to the entire real state of Hell ?! What does Johnny Depp have ? a freaking vineyard in France ?!