Aside from my awesome world branded and patented counting technique which has totally revolutionized the procrastination industry, I hereby would like to introduce yet another strategy dubbed as Jingoolify. Partly inspired and taken from the music service Spotify, Jingoolify entirely concerns itself with lyrical analysis and alterations in an attempt to cheer one up drastically.

So, when the next gloomy Sunday comes and you start to feel down and hard, pick out a song and let Jingoolify do all the work for you. For example, consider the below rhymes:

Now, we Jingoolify:

It is important that you adhere to the original rhythm and style when you sing the jingoolified version.

Jingoolify; We Jingool!