Saw this ad for a Facebook app that allows you send a text/video message to your chomps from the beyond, so titled “If I Die”. I particularly enjoyed the fact that the notion of death here is conditional. So the question then comes, but what happens if I don’t die?

...and on top of that, imagine them suckers up at the gates going:

- So, did you install ‘If I Die’ then?
- Nope. Didn’t get a chance.
- Oh no. What happened?
- Well, I died motherfucka! I thought that was kinda obvious!

But really, if you only had like a 140-character-tweet long of message to broadcast once you bit the dust, what would you have to say? Break it down in 6 words or less, could you? Something like:

- I buried a million dollars in
- I did my best. Fuck you!