Been trying to teach my cousin how to do copy/paste on her Mac, which is like a bitch of a toy laptop at its best with a 10” display and a possible dildo on the side for extra pleasure courtesy of Steve himself! After almost 2 hours, we figured out that Command+C is the equivalent of Ctrl+C, even though Mac has both Ctrl and Command keys. Why Steve? Why?! The entire world knows how to use Ctrl+C, and you had to reinvent the wheel just to be extra cool? Is that your idea of innovative design?!

Reminds me of a time I was trying to teach a changool how to restart her Mac. I literally ran out of fingers to hold down.

- No wait, I think it’s Ctrl+Alt+Command+Pause+Fart+Burp+R. Did that work? Ah crap!