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Wolf Blitzer – The president calls Mitt Romney a nasty name, “Bullsh-tter”. I’ll ask senior political adviser Tom Nazghool, “what does this all mean?”

[Skype video call; Tom standing by]
Wolf – Tom, as you know the president has called Mitt Romney a nasty name. What does this all mean?
Tom – Well, Wolf. As you know, the president has simply and just overtly represented himself too aggressively this time, calling Governor Romney this nasty name. This is just out of character and plainly put, too offensive for all respective bulls out there that on a regular basis produce all kinds of Sh-t.
Wolf – Thank you Tom. Now this all makes sense to me and other CNN viewers. Next, lets talk about the republican representative’s comments on how a rape resulting to a woman’s pregnancy is all part of God’s plan.
Tom – Sure Wolf. They don’t call me a senior political adviser for nothing!