Will Rogers World Airport Terminal Announcement:

If you have lost your very expensive made-in-China bedazzled Gucci looking creamy colored sunglasses, please visit the information desk at the terminal.

So I walked up to the information desk at the terminal. (Where the fuck else you moron? There is only one terminal!)

- Hi. How can I help you?
- Well, I'm looking for my sunglasses.
- OK. What do they look like?
- Creamy color, says Gucci around the rim, very expensive?
- Excellent! I'll be back in a second.

...and that's how you hustle!