You know how certain banks have to, as part of their privacy and security policy, ask you a bunch of questions to verify your identity? "What's your mother's maiden name?", "What's the name of your first grade teacher?", etc?

Well, my bank has this feature where it allows me to choose the security question/answer combo when I configure the account. So now, every time I call the bank this happens:

- Thank you, sir. Now for security reasons, I am going to ask you your security question and would you be kind enough to provide the answer?
- Sure.
- What the hell are you wearing right now?
- I really don't think that's any of your business.